Introducing R-Dizzle...

So on our way home from work last Monday Rob heard on the radio (1280 The Zone) that they were going to have a free style rap competition for 311 & Snoop Dogg tickets. It had to be related to sports and it wasn't supposed to be rehearsed, completely free style...I thought he was joking when he got excited and decided he was going to call in. I had never heard him even attempt to rap anything, but he was convinced he would win and made us pull over in Spanish Fork. This is what he came up with...

The Coach for the yewts
His name is Coach Kryle
He's been wiping that tear away for quite a while
His onside kicks when he's up by 43
He wears his pants so tight
That you can see his wee wee
He gives a free pass
To guys like Casteel
But if you ask him he just keepin' it real
Yeah poor Coach Whitt
Coaching his last year
But it's OK 'cause he's a great big ...

They put him through to the finals and he had to do a "rap-off"... this was his second one... (Keith was the guy he was up against in the "rap-off")

Keith is a week yewt
Yeah, he is sad
Living in the basement of his dear old dad
He's a filthy yewt
In his parents downstairs
His favorite sport is figure skakin' pairs
As a yewt
He's a filthy drunk
I'm beatin' down on him that' nasty punk
I beat down those yewts
Yeah I be stormin'
Slappin' round those yewts
Those anti-mormons

And with that... HE WON!!!! People were calling and texting in like crazy and Rob won by a landslide! It's was hilarious and he did such a great job!!

He would now like to be referred to as R-Dizzle... he's always wanted to be called that since his mission in Chicago. I suppose I have no excuse not to since he did win a rap competition!! haha

R-Dizzle or not, I LOVE YOU ROB!!!